DRINKING ­čśé ­čśé┬á

I hear you guys missed me? Shut up LIES. Back again 

Today being the first day of this month I woke up feeling thirsty then the thought of drinking hit me. Just discovered, from my own research, being thirsty widens your thinking capacity by 0.00058cc’mm molecular. I have no idea what that shit means  (sitaki maswali) 

Back to drinking.. 

I’m sure none of you has ever given a thought of this. Now sit your lazy ass down, be humble  and lemme help you.  

Drinking is an emotional thing.  It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. 

It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. 

It’s like a time travel machine, taking you to different timeliness at the same time. 

You know that feeling u feel when ‘tipsy’. Having a new soul.  

I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. 

It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now. I have tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life! 

 I know we all drink. Don’t get it twisted, i didn’t specify which drink. And those who have preaching that size doesn’t matter you should go for a mental checkup. Of course size matters, NO ONE, i repeat, NO ONE wants a small glass of beer! 

A good friend of mine once said “we are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine” i really don’t know  what she meant. I think we should have a quorum and meet for a drink as we try to figure out what she  meant.  

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