Month: January 2016

COITUS!

Coitus. You don’t risk everything just to have it.
The kind of sex I’m handling here is the illegit
one. You know guys have never understood that
your loins are there to be driven by your brains.
You don’t suspend everything else you are doing
every other time you get a boner. Collect yourself
and tell your prick it isn’t gonna happen. Do you
know why we are referred to as rational beings?
Coz we can reason. If you are pressed and
there’s no lavatory within range, I’m sure you’ll
postpone it til such a time when the facility is
conveniently available. It is not the case for an
irrational animal, let’s say a cow. A cow will
release the dung almost simultaneously with
occurrence of such a feeling. Any time a cock
feels like mating with a hen it is right there and
then irrespective of the embarrassments. But
humans don’t do that. They are rational beings.
Some of you are so poor in managing their
hunger that they unleash their dragons on maids,
cousins or anything available. Who does that?
Sexual arousal happens every other time
anywhere to everyone. It’s happening now to me
even as I type this. That’s not a big deal. In any
case it’s an indicator that you’re normal.
Honouring it is where the problem lies. The other
day I was seated next to some lady in a mat who
thought she needed to seduce me. She kept on
swiping her cushion-like thighs against mine
back and forth repeatedly. Nlivumilia throughout
the journey and when I arrived at the destination,
like a gentleman, I alighted avoiding her eyes
plus making sure my bulge wasn’t conspicuously
visible. Sexual intercourse is like a blood
donation. Some guys have sex at close intervals
of two days. Before they recover from the
previous one they have landed on another one
with a different girl. Do you know the extent of
damage you’re doing to yourself? And you barely
18 yrs. At that rate will you survive beyond
35yrs? Don’t lie to yourself even married people
have a plan on how to have sex, some even once
every week. It is not daily the way you
erroneously imagine. No woman will make do
with being ‘climbed on’ on daily basis. You’l also
need that arousal discipline when you get a wife.
Your wife after some time will turn tasteless
while your maid will look deliciously yummy. So
if you’ve been the type who take instructions
obediently from your D then you won’t blink
twice before devouring that girl. Like I’ve said
sex is akin to blood donation. Is it possible to
donate blood daily? Separating the Magdeburg
hemisphere wasn’t successful even after using
sixteen horses pulling in opposite direction.
Studies show that if two pairs of humans having
sex were chained to the hemisphere and made
to pull oppositely, the results could be shocking.
You can imagine the sacrifice the body has to
make to produce such a gigantic energy. This
means having sex is equivalent to donating blood
simultaneously with pulling apart Magdeburg
hemisphere! That’s the kind of damage you’re
doing to yourself and by the age of 35 when you
ought to be having legit sex for reproduction
you’ll be a worn out horse. Grade 1 sperm cells
good for fertilization will have been flushed down
the sewer and what remains are tired shells not
fit for reproduction. Besides be informed excess
coitus accelerates aging esp if one is a minor.
Vladmir Putin looks exactly the same in 1920
and now coz he makes love once every year.
Prescription to you guys; Do not have sex unless
it’s between life and death til you get a licence
to do so.

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